Texas Man Caught with Horse Trying to Make a ‘horseman Baby’
Earlier this year Andrew Mendoza, a 29 year old Texan from the community of Danevang, gave a statement to local law enforcement detailing his goal of making a ‘horseman baby’ with his neighbor’s horse. According to Mendoza, his girlfriend stood him up one night and wasn’t returning his phone calls so he wandered next door to his neighbors horse pen and got to work.
The official police report for the horse incident is attached below but this Smoking Gun article had the pleasure of presenting the happy ending to this case. The Smoking Gun wrapped up the story with a fitting fairy tale ending: Mendoza later hanged himself in a county jail where he was being held on unrelated charges of indecency with a child and trespassing. Sounds like a classy gent.